[Luug barking]
[panting, grunts] 3
[Costas] Are you sure we can trust Morando? 4
[Kubritz] If I had known you'd second-guess me, 5
I would have left you in the accounting department. 6
[Costas] He's lied to us once already. Who's to say he won't lie to us again? 7
Morando is going to rule the universe. 8
I don't want Earth to end up on his bad side. 9
Are you sure he has a good side? 10
-[Kubritz] Why don't you ask him? -[gasps] 11
-Are the preparations complete, Colonel? -[Kubritz] We're ready. 12
Unless there's anything you'd like to say, Sergeant. 13
No, no, no, no, Colonel. 14
-I'm good. -Excellent. 15
[Morando] The delson has finally come. 16
Ever since Seklos destroyed Gaylen... 17
the universe has descended into chaos. 18
-It craves order... -[beeping, hissing] 19
-...a firm hand to rule it. -[whirring] 20
I will be that hand. 21
I will be the god the galaxy has lacked. 22
-Do it. -[charging] 23
[Morando laughing] 24
[Kubritz] The life core of Gaylen. 25
[gasping] 26
My scientists tell me it will take several hours 27
to integrate it with your biology. 28
Then we should begin at once. 29
While I'm transforming, take the Tarrons into custody. 30
Their cores are the first I want to devour. 31
Do you have a location on the Tarrons? 32
No. Everything's a dead end. 33
Plan B, then. I know how to draw them out. 34
And what crime, exactly, are we taking the Tarrons into custody for? 35
[Kubritz] Choosing the wrong side. 36
Soon, all the universe will tremble before me! 37
[laughing] 38
[theme music playing]
♪ One, two, three, below! ♪
We failed, Mama.
Morando has Gaylen's core.
We can't stop him.
Whenever I found myself in a situation where I didn't know what to do... 44
you always knew the words I needed to hear.
[sighs] I wish you were here to say them to me now. 46
But he's not, little brother.
Neither of them are. Not yet.
But think of all we've done without them.
We fought off bounty hunters,
we've rescued Varvatos from the moon, and we've kept Mama and Papa safe. 51
We can do this without them. 52
You do know that "this" is defeating a god, right? 53
Then we need to find a way to defeat a god. 54
[blows nose] I'm on it!
I'll decode the EllyDuc transcripts, review the Illiac Mythos,
and maybe piece together the Oxiom Gospels. 57
-Simple. -You really have to do all that? 58
What else is an intergalactic library card good for? [chuckles] 59
Why don't we just stop Morando the way Seklos stopped Gaylen? 60
What is the armor-teethed one talking about? 61
According to the light show in Trollmarket, 62
Seklos destroyed Gaylen with a really, really, really, really... 63
almost done, really big gun. 64
Seklos' cannon. 65
A little on-the-nose as names go, but, yeah. 66
Good thought, but the cannon was destroyed during Seklos' battle with Gaylen. 67
You can't just pick one up at the supermarket. 68
[grunts] But what if you built one? 69
Hmm? Hmm? Yeah? Think you could use this as a blueprint? 70
Nice work, Toby! 71
This is some high-definition footage. 72
Yeah, the phone company upgraded me after I dropped my eighth phone. 73
I gave them a lot of business. 74
-[Stuart] Thermal phasers... -Hey! 75
-Some ionic wiring... -So, you can build it? 76
-Of course I can. I'm an electronics whiz. -Actually, I was asking Krel. 77
-I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. -This weapon looks fairly simple. 78
-Even Stuart could build it. -Ugh, or that! 79
-[bell rings] -[gasps] A customer! 80
-Now? -[Stuart scoffs] It's still a customer. 81
I haven't had one of those since 1986! 82
[gasps] Not a customer! 83
Not a customer! Oh-hoo! 84
You're a fool to attack us without your fellow warriors, hoo-man. 85
Varvatos will floss his teeth with your entrails. 86
No flossing! [coughs] 87
No flossing! 88
-I'm on your side! [chokes] -[Vex grunts] 89
-I mean, I'm now on your side. -[Vex grunts] 90
-[chokes] I've had a change of heart? -Excellent! 91
Varvatos will pull it from your chest! 92
-Don't kill me. -[groans] 93
Aah! [coughs] 94
[Vex] Speak as if your life depended on it, 95
because it does. 96
Colonel Kubritz has lost her mind. 97
She sold out to Morando because she thinks it's the best way 98
-to protect the Earth from other aliens. -Ugh. 99
Sorry. Extraterrestrials. 100
But I think she made a deal with the devil, 101
and now they're making the devil into a god. 102
Wa-wait! What do you mean they are making him? 103
He's not a god already? 104
No, no. He's gotta go through some kind of integration process. 105
The colonel says it'll take several hours. 106
-During that time, he's asleep. -You mean he's in stasis? 107
Kind of. The point is he's vulnerable. 108
Finally, some good luck! 109
We have a minnow of opportunity! 110
I think you mean "window," or, I guess, a really lucky fish. 111
-[Vex yells] -Here's the thing. 112
Before losing consciousness, Morando sicced Kubritz on you. 113
Then he did this evil laugh. [laughing] 114
Ahem, anyway, I lied about knowing where to find you, 115
but she says she knows how to draw you out. 116
And how will she draw us out? 117
-[ringtone playing] -Would you terminate that infernal noise? 118
-Eli, this is not the time! -Where are you guys? 119
Everyone in Arcadia's here for our big premiere except you and Toby! 120
-[Nancy] That's one for the scrapbook. -Back. Stand back. 121
How can I forget? This is my big night! 122
-I was supposed to rent a tuxedo. -[gasps] 123
My nana's going, Darci's doing concessions... 124
I know how Kubritz is going to draw us out. 125
[announcer] Directed by Tobias Domzalski. 126
Cinematography by Tobias Domzalski. 127
Sound design by Tobias Domzalski. 128
Catering by Tobias Domzalski's nana. 129
-Varvatos! I saved you a seat. -[grunts] Hey! 130
Quiet yourselves! 131
Varvatos is in reconnaissance mode. 132
Varvatos has reason to believe this motion picture event may not be safe. 133
You're telling me! 134
-I had to turn down my hearing aid. -Huh? 135
[Toby] In a world where everything is in danger all the time... 136
-[crowd cheering] -...only one hero can save the day. 137
Yeah! All right! Teebow! 138
Where's TP? 139
[Toby] And his name is Captain DJ Kleb! [imitates air horn] 140
Oh, that part, almost got it, 141
but, uh, they went in a different direction. 142
They wanted someone with four arms. 143
Arm discrimination. 144
[Krel] Never to worry, young Homo sapien. 145
-DJ Kleb is here to party! -What a marvelous costume! 146
-DJ Kleb, we're under attack! -Yeah! 147
[Scott] Whoa! 148
Show's over. 149
[all gasp] 150
-Was this in the script? -[slurping] 151
No. She's ad-libbing. 152
[Steve] Whoa! Ooh! 153
Their 3-D effects are amazing. 154
It's like I can almost touch it. 155
[Kubritz] We're here for Aja and Krel Tarron. 156
-[siren wails] -[Kubritz] Do not resist. 157
We're under attack! I repeat, we're under attack! 158
Anyone protecting them will also be detained. 159
[shouting] 160
Gotcha. 161
-[dance music playing] -[shouts] 162
[howls] 163
[Toby shouting] 164
[Aaarrrgghh roars] 165
You're looking for us, Colonel? 166
You know the human saying: be careful what you wish for. 167
I knew you'd show up. 168
Omens, fire! 169
[people screaming] 170
Get everyone to safety! 171
-[roaring] -We need to deal with Kubritz now 172
so we can stop Morando before he becomes a god. 173
Let's pop this colonel! Hmm, now I'm just thinking about popcorn. 174
This is what I get for going into battle on an empty stomach. 175
I'll take care of Kubritz. You two, focus on the Omens! 176
Yah! 177
Aah! 178
-[engine starts] -Suit up, Palchuk. 179
What the-- Pepperjack? 180
What's going on? 181
Coach, whatever happens tonight, just know I'm the mysterious, 182
yet strangely accessible, vigilante I am today because of you. 183
[shuddering breath] I have a lot of questions, but thank you, son. 184
[Kubritz coughing, growls] 185
Val Morando is not your ally. 186
It's only a matter of time before he betrays you. 187
You and your brother are the only aliens I'm concerned with at the moment. 188
[Kubritz grunts] 189
-Those who crave a glorious death, stay. -[people screaming] 190
-[Luug barking] -The rest, vacate the premises! 191
Varvatos Vex will tear your metal skin off and feed it to his soolian! 192
-[Vex cackling] -You're crazy, man! 193
[Vex shouting, laughing] 194
-Ooh! Always said that guy was intense. -Huh? 195
We'll see you at the park, Varvatos, if there still is a park. 196
[grunting] 197
-Nancy! Where is Nancy? -[electricity crackling] 198
[clinks] 199
[Eli and Steve shouting] 200
[Steve] Aah! 201
[Steve grunts] 202
-Steve! -[screams] 203
Oh, no. [shouting, grunts] 204
So, hey, were people liking the movie before, you know, all this? 205
-Um, we really didn't get that far. -Yeah, I had some notes. 206
What? Aah! [grunts] 207
[both groan] 208
Everyone's a critic! 209
[both screaming] 210
[both screaming] 211
[Aja] No, no, no! 212
Aja? [gasps] You're an alien? 213
[clears throat] That's-- It's Akiridion. 214
Sorry, Aj. TP told me. 215
We have no secrets from each other. 216
#BFF from another planet, aliens are real, lively, go Moles! 217
You posted first? No fair. 218
Less posting, more running! 219
[Aja shouting, grunts] 220
All this chaos is your fault. 221
I'm not the one who attacked. 222
No, you just invaded. 223
You say you're protecting humans, but look around you! 224
Do you call this protecting? 225
I call it ensuring the tactical superiority of my planet. 226
-Come on, we've got to go! -[Janeth shouts] 227
Amorcito! 228
-[Janeth shouting] -Leave the math teacher alone! 229
I can't believe I just said that. 230
-Ha! -[Janeth gasps] 231
-Ay, no! -[Janeth screaming] 232
Lenora! 233
[exhales] Oh, Mr. Tarron, you saved me. 234
I apologize for ever doubting your math and physics skills. 235
Finally! 236
[roars] 237
Glorious! [grunts] 238
Nancy! Nancy, where are you? 239
[whimpering] 240
Nancy! 241
-[Vex shouts] -Varvatos, is that you? 242
Nancy, darling, Varvatos assures you 243
there is a reasonable explanation for this. 244
-Well, an explanation for this. -[chuckles] 245
We all have our secrets, dearie. 246
I was a spy during World War I. Shh. 247
[shouting] 248
Yah! 249
[grunting] 250
[grunts] Yah! 251
Varvatos Vex has safely evacuated the civilians and impressed Nancy. 252
Time for a tactical withdrawal! 253
-You mean retreat? -Varvatos never retreats. 254
-He makes a tactical withdrawal. -[Omen crackling] 255
I think Colonel Kubritz has other plans. 256
If we don't go to Area 49B now, we'll be too late to stop Morando. 257
There you are. 258
You Tarrons, always hiding. 259
-[kids shout] -[Vex grunting] 260
You still have that? 261
-I like to tinker with it sometimes. -[beeps] 262
[grunts] 263
What is-- Aah! 264
-Nicely done! -It won't hold her for long. 265
We need to get to Area 49B. 266
[grunts, shouts] 267
-[tires screeching] -Tokyo Drift! 268
-Come with me if you want to live. -[giggles] 269
Oh, man, I cast the wrong guy. 270
[growling] 271
-You stole Señor Uhl's truck? -I prefer the term "liberated." 272
Leave the semantics for later! 273
Apply pedal to the metal! 274
[tires squeal] 275
-[tires screech] -We can hoverboard the rest of the way. 276
-Can you-- -Say no more. 277
Creepslayerz and ol' War Hammer will keep Arcadia safe. 278
And Varvatos will keep the Slayerz and the Hammer safe. 279
[Aaarrrgghh] Me, too. 280
Aja! 281
[sighs] Stay safe, my Palchuk. 282
You, too, my royal ninja-kicking angel. 283
Mm... 284
[Aaarrrgghh giggling] 285
-Barbaric. -[Luug snoring] 286
-Bye. -[Toby] Ugh. 287
-Are they always this mushy? -[Krel] Tonight is better than most. 288
-I hope to see you again. -[tapping] 289
[Eli] Hey, lover boy, snap out of it! 290
There's still creeps that need to be slayed. 291
Right on, buttsnack! 292
-Whoo! -[tires squeal] 293
[grunting] 294
[chuckles] 295
[snaps fingers] 296
Round everyone in Arcadia up! 297
Aiding and abetting alien fugitives from justice. 298
But if I use the ferromagnetic steel for the thermal phasers-- No, no. 299
Oh, easy for Krel to say this would be easy. 300
He's got four hands. [wailing] 301
If you need, I've got two, and I know electronics. 302
Have you thought about using floppy disks? 303
-They've got iron oxide. -Oh, that isn't a bad idea. 304
Fine, you're hired! [laughs] 305
-Aah! Go! -Go! 306
Everyone return to your homes. 307
Arcadia is under martial law until the Tarrons are in custody. 308
-[whimpers] -[Phil yelps] 309
[Kubritz] Providing aid and comfort to these fugitives 310
will be considered a capital offense. 311
[all whimpering] 312
[Kubritz] If you are protecting the Tarrons, 313
surrender them immediately. 314
Consider yourselves warned. 315
Lenora, I have a long history of losing the people I love. 316
And I can't, I won't, lose you. 317
[crunching] 318
[gulps] Popcorn? 319
-[screams] -Dios mío! 320
[girls screaming] 321
-[girls screaming] -[crashes] 322
[Vex roaring] 323
-Oh, my-- -[Toby shouts] 324
-Yeah! -Ooh! 325
[Steve grunts] 326
-[Steve screams] -[Aaarrrgghh roars] 327
We can agree that this gets me an A in your class next year, right? 328
Sí! Sí, Señor Steve! A-plus! 329
[wheezing] 330
[panting] 331
You robots don't know who you're messing with. 332
Hiy-- Aah! 333
Or maybe you do. 334
[shouts] 335
Everyone's too spread out. I can't keep up! 336
There's just too many of those bots and only five of us. 337
-Four. -Where is the bespectacled one? 338
[grunting] 339
Bring him to me. 340
[Eli grunting] 341
Where are the Tarron children hiding? 342
Yaha! Yah! 343
I need a weapons upgrade. 344
You will take me to the Tarrons! 345
I don't know them. Never heard of them. 346
I know you're Krel Tarron's best friend. 347
He said that? Awesome! 348
Uh, I mean, no, I'm not. Who is... that? 349
-Your life isn't worth saving their skin. -[screaming] 350
Wait, wait, wait! We'll tell you, we'll tell you! 351
-Just put him down! -[Eli groans] 352
They're-- They're, uh, uh... 353
-[whispers] Dad. Dad, help. -Heading to Canada. 354
If you leave now, maybe you can catch them. 355
Vex mentioned heading to Guadalajara. Beautiful this time of year. 356
No, no, no, no, no. I thought it was Iowa. 357
He wanted a glorious Des Moines. 358
Do you people have any idea what you're doing? 359
They're aliens. 360
There's no reason for you to protect them. 361
[Janeth] Yes, there is! 362
They're our students. 363
Students? 364
You treat them like they're human? 365
More human than you, lady! 366
On their first day, I promised Aja and Krel 367
that they would always have a home here, and I intend to keep that promise. 368
Yeah! 369
If you want Aja and Karl, well, guess what, lady... 370
you're gonna have to go through us! 371
Oh, that can easily be arranged. 372
As the future supreme commander of this planet, this is your last chance. 373
-Where are they? -[Steve shouting] 374
-[Aaarrrgghh roars] -[Steve yells] 375
Steve? What are you wearing? 376
You came back for me! 377
Like I said, that was your last chance. 378
Omens, fire! 379
[Vex bellowing] 380
[roaring] 381
Everyone, scatter! 382
[Eli] Hey, creep. 383
-Say hello to my little friend. -[Luug barks, grunts] 384
[Omen whirring] 385
-[laser charges] -[Luug farts] 386
-You've been slayed! [blows breath] -[laughs] 387
-Creep... -Slayerz! 388
-[shouting] -Hiyah! 389
Hey, Aja, how exactly are we going to take Gaylen's core from Morando? 390
I mean, it's heavily fortified, hundreds of soldiers, Omens, 391
and, you know, Morando! 392
Since diplomacy is out of the question, I guess we'll improvise. 393
Improvise? Improvising is not a plan! 394
We don't need a plan. We have each other. 395
What could possibly go wrong? 396
[booming] 397
-Ugh, I had to ask. -This is why we need a plan. 398
-[booming, alarm blaring] -[men] Whoa! 399
-[booming] -[gasps] 400
[soldier] Aah! 401
[soldier] Whoa! 402
-We're too late. -We have to go now! 403
[people screaming] 404
[screams] 405
[people scream] 406
Varvatos! Stuart! 407
Varvatos is in the middle of glorious battle! 408
-Yes, I'm here! -[Krel] We were too late! 409
Morando's already integrated with Gaylen's core! 410
O-M-Gorbon! 411
Stuart, tell me you finished the cannon, because we're going to need it. 412
Yes. I, uh-- I just need to install the power source. 413
-Excellent! -Not exactly. [chuckles] 414
The cannon can only be powered by, well... 415
[garbled speech, static hissing] 416
-Sister. -[garbled speech continues] 417
You're breaking up! Tell us when we get there. 418
Aja? Krel? 419
What is it? Speak, Durian! 420
Varvatos, the cannon can only be powered by... 421
well, by two royal life cores. 422
Emphasis on life, emphasis on cores. 423
Emphasis on, on everything! 424
They'll destroy Morando, but end up killing themselves in the process. 425
What about King Fialkov and Queen Coranda? 426
Their royal cores could be used to power the weapon. 427
Yes, of course, but... 428
I mean, Aja and Krel, they'd never let you do it. 429
[Stuart] There must be another way. 430
Come on, Stuart, think! 431
-Stuart. -You can't do this. 432
Aja and Krel, they'd never forgive you. 433
Varvatos swore an oath to protect them at all costs, 434
including them hating me. 435
[Vex sighs] 436
My king, my queen... 437
Varvatos is most sorry. 438
-[Krel] Varvatos? -What are you doing? 439
This is not what it looks like. 440
Well, uh, I mean, it is exactly what it looks like, 441
but it's the only way to-- 442
-[whimpers] -Murderer! 443
You were going to use their life cores! 444
Varvatos is sorry. [grunts] 445
-Murderer! Traitor! -[grunts] 446
-[Aja] You traitor! -[whimpers] 447
-[Aja] Traitor! -[sobbing] 448
-[Aja] Murderer! [sobbing] -[gasps] 449
-[Aja shouts] -[Vex grunts] 450
[Krel] Aja, stop! Wait! 451
There's another way! 452
I have an idea. 453
[sighs] 454
What if there's a way to stop Morando without using anyone's cores? 455
Akiridion-5 has the technology to make a wormhole big enough 456
to send a small fleet here to stop Morando. 457
If there's even a chance that this might work, we have to take it. 458
It has to, or else we lose everything. 459
[theme music playing]